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My in-game name: Watsuda
Other person's in-game name: [Luckster] [Bang]

So, here's something. I walked into the room black mesa map, where I just hang innocent and as usual I killed corpse below. Obviously, I was a traitor. Then the explosion, ugly administrator, walked into the room, I shot for no reason. I stood there with two unidentified corpses hung next to me in a pool of blood, which could mean hey and Sven ghosting. I do not even want to get unbanned, but anyway, who wants a copy of BioShock Infinite?

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Silly and useless topics! / [Suggestion] Removing Rule 1
« on: 04.10.2014 00:38:23 »
When innocent, you can only shoot someone on truly valid grounds - analyse and act on facts. RDM will result in a slay/kick. Excessive RDM will result into a ban.

Okay, we all agree that this is a...let's say, "archaic" rule. Acting on facts and analysing stuff and actually deducing by using chains of logic is really boring and disrupts the flow of the game. We should definitely remove the rule since nobody follows it anyway and some older admins still punish people who break it. I'm not saying I am right and you HAVE to remove it, but I am just trying to convince the higher staff that it is a dumb rule for the following reasons:

  • Nobody follows it anyway. People are confused. Should we follow it? It's boring to follow it and people who are new to the server get told by experienced players and Moderators that it's alright to RDM. They follow that advice and then have more fun than they would have if they followed the rule. Then an admin comes along and warns the person for shit like "I on I RDM". Do you guys honestly think that this is okay?!?
  • Anyone who enforces this rule is a fucking robot who can't think for themselves. The stupid dumb Nazi admins actually slay, kick or even fucking BAN people for breaking the rule too much. What. The. Fuck. They just want to suck up to Bluestar and get promoted by blindly enforcing the rules. The admins who DON'T punish people for RDM are the smart ones: They think logically. "Does the rule even make sense?", they think. This post is a joke, by the way. Because they are not chimps, they come to the conclusion: No. It doesn't.
  • Garry's Mod is an FPS. S stands for Shooter. You shoot people. In fact, some people run Garry's Mod at 60 FPS, which means I am right 60 times. Why would you make a dumb rules about NOT being allowed to play the game as it's meant to be played? Dumbshits.
  • Donations increase with every RDM. I have a degree on whatever shit you have to study to know this kind of stuff. Poorly Drawn Dog RDMs a million people every day, and look what he did. He basically funded half the server. What follows is a graph I put together with my 6 weeks of playtime.


"Ceterum censeo CaTGC esse delendam."    -Robert Downey Jr.



USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.

Hihi ;3

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Silly and useless topics! / 5 compliments...for Watsuda!
« on: 21.09.2014 23:28:13 »
Since I've been a complete awsom guy to a lot of people and there's not much going on in this forum, you've decided to give watsuda 5 compliments.

also pls ratre me i vot 10

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12 for me. Serious answers only!!!!!

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Ye me neither

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AWP.

Say it in your head.

AWP.

Clap with every syllable.

Did you clap three times? Yes? You are ugly.

Ay-Vee-Pee? No. Ay-DOUBLE YOU-Pee? That's more like it.

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W (named double-u, plural double-ues) is the 23rd letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
In other Germanic languages, including German, its name is similar to that of English V.

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If you tell me that someone's firing an AWP, there is three things that can happen if I'm an innocent.

  • Your way of saying AWP has 5 syllables: I help you find the guy and hunt him down. We get proven and live happy forever.
  • Your way of saying AWP has 1 syllable. Same as above, since it's also correct to say it as a word.
  • Your way of saying AWP has 3 syllables. I stab you. Even when I'm an innocent. You'll seem even stupider than George Vee Bush.


If you clone yourself and then you and your clone yell about having a full bladder, your best friend will say: "Ey, double-you! Pee!"

JUST REMEMBER THIS FOREVER.

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Introductions / Watsuda's introduction
« on: 23.08.2014 01:30:07 »
I am Watsuda

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General / Resignation of Watsuda
« on: 26.07.2014 23:56:22 »
Noomie banned me for a year. I loved this beautiful server but I can't take this. I would take revenge on Noomie for banning me for that long but by the time I'm unbanned, she will probably have died because of all the STDs she has. So many middle-aged men have ejaculated in her mouth.


PS: All my powers go to Bushman.

PSS: Noomie the Head Admin? More like "Give head - Admin".

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General / I am a fucking idiot.
« on: 16.07.2014 03:55:17 »
Let's just be serious here for a second. And...just do me a favor and read all of this. Think of it as doing me a final favor or something.

How long has it been? Like, 16 months or something since I joined the server for the first time? I became moderator pretty quickly, wrote a kick-ass admin application a month later, and finally became High Staff on the first of July, 2013. I still remember that well, because it was a pretty awesome time for me in general!

Now for everyone who's new to this community, I had the job of denying evaluating staff applications, back when this community was still called "Synchronized Gaming Community". That was months ago! Centuries if you count in internet years!

Now, evaluating Staff Applications was soooo not fun for me. I think I've never told this to anyone, but I didn't really like it and had problems with denying people. I don't remember the first person I denied, but I didn't want to accept that person because the application wasn't...very good...at all, and I didn't know them very well. I remember waiting for hours and delaying my response because I kind of...didn't want to hurt them by denying them...? I did deny them later, though. And I feel like it was correct to do so. But that's not important right now.

I quit High Staff in October and November because I had NOOO free time at all, seriously. I had to study  and work a lot. In December, I was back, with more free time, and happy. More staff applications were written, some accepted, most denied. There were...two or three people who kept writing applications after being denied, because they really wanted that Staff position. I, of course, got increasingly annoyed. The second, third and sometimes even fourth application wasn't a very big improvement over the first one I'd denied, so I saw no reason to accept them again, After all, if I accepted a person after three applications just because I was annoyed, other people would think, "Wow, so I just have to write more and more applications and I'll get accepted someday!". Yeah, no. Denied again.

Uhm, so here's the important part. It's about time I get to that, huh? As they, and by they I mean Leronez and That Guy on the Roof, wrote more applications, I got increasingly annoyed and also increasingly...unpleasant. I may have made a suicide joke and I may have made someone draw a picture of a dead baby just for my amusement. Apparently, I am not quite the white knight I think I am.

Flash forward: The community was split up, I was Head Staff for like two weeks, thought the server was boring because the regulars weren't really here anymore. I did play on both CaT and SyGC, though.
SyGC was then deleted in an...expected turn of events. Since the server "half" I was admin on got deleted, I was pretty much rankless. I did continue playing TTT every once in a while, because I thought it was fun, and thoroughly enjoyed meeting the regulars again on the CaT server. I took most regulars out of my friends list, though, and only kept like 4 of them in there. But don't feel insulted if you were deleted from my friends list, please. Don't take it personally, I was just cleaning up the friends list. It was way too long.

I then got back into TF2 and sort of stopped playing TTT. Whoops.

But I came back today for half an hour, yay! And this is the juicy part, the climax, the moment you've all been waiting for.

One of the admins did something I didn't entirely agreed with. They slayed someone, not me, but someone else, and I just didn't think it was justified. I went to Noomie, a Mod we all know and love, to...basically bitch about it. I told her that I can't believe how useless she can be sometimes. She didn't even call that admin out on that false slay! Come on, that was clearly abuse, right? That's what I thought, at least. After bitching about it, though, she just said "go cry about it", which I thought was uncalled for at first!

Basically...she told me that I had no right to complain about one slay, since I did way shittier things when I was an admin. At first, I thought she had gone crazy, since this had nothing to do with the subject, and I've never seen her so upset at me before. Huh. I basically "fought back" and tried to justify everything I've done up to this point. I failed miserably. The whole argument took about 45 minutes. She made me see what a fucking asshole I had been sometimes and I was not okay with that.

That's when it happened.

I fucking suplexed her out of pure anger. She lay on the ground motionless. I looked at my hands. What had I done?! I killed my only friend.

Suddenly, the previously motionless bag of Noom started shifting. She looked up at me with fury in her eyes and a smug grin.

"Yare, yare. So you've finally shown your true colors!"

Noomie launched herself at me and I barely managed to dodge her since her headbonk would have ruptured all of my internal organs. Noomie, still in the air, grabbed onto a nearby pole to change her trajectory back at me. Expecting this, I put my plan into motion.

She flew right at me, ready to deliver the final kick to my face. As soon as her shoe made contact with  my face, she went right through and the illusion faded away. I suddenly appeared behind her with an evil smile.

"Keikaku doori. It was just a hologram. Chekkumeito."

I stabbed Noomie through the heart with a Katana. Noomie coughed up blood as I lifted her soon to be lifeless body up into the air. When she went limp I dropped her on the ground with the Katana still inside her.

"Resuto in piisu desu", I said, still respecting my worthy opponent. As I walked out the door, I heard the sound of metal shattering behind me.

I couldn't believe it. Baffled and paralyed, I looked at what was happening behind me. As I saw glowing lights coming towards me, I immediately understood. Noomie had shattered the Katana with her bare hands and thrown the pieces at me.

One of the pieces hit me in my left hand, the other in my right. I was pinned to the wall and Noomie walked towards me.

I was sweating bullets, knowing that I could not escape this. Kusoooo! I should have made sure she was deddo.

"I agree, Daniel-san. You should have made sure."

My eyes widened.

"Masaka!! You can read my mind?"

"No, but your face tells me everything. I can read you like an open book."

I immediately knew a clever retort.

"Lol, I didn't know you could read at all!"

Noomie stepped back, shocked. She had just been hit by my sick burn. Screaming, she turned into a pile of ash and was never seen again.

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