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(QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« on: 16.12.2014 17:43:33 »
Hello friends it's mr. prosenelis huhuhuKovotojas2121113 here, today I'm age of 67. The evil times happened very long ago, when hitler wasn't even in der fernseher.

First reason, because I was in hell because I mixed mustard and tomato sauce and then 'drank' it at McDonalds. The taste was horrible, tai ten px.
Second thing - my name is Ramūnas.
The evil šetonas was very mad and sent me to hell.


There, in hell, we were forced to watch anime. We watched every anime, even boku no pico, I was 3 years old at that time and that was horrible experience. I forgot how to speak Lithuanian, aswell as English. I communicated with evils of hell by using the japanese that I've learned from anime (I think I've learned about 16 words through 5000 animes).
BUT THE WORST IS, THAT THEY FORCED TO CHANGE MY STEAM PROFILE PICTURE TO A ANIME GIRL ADFSFAGS. THAT'S WHY HELL IS HĖĖĖĖĖĖLL. ŠETONE, PRAŠAU, GRĄŽINKI MANO SIELA.



Anyways, Day 667:

They were forcing me to create myanimelist account, but for 18 hours I was unable to do the task.

proof:


Explanation
-My brain couldn't solve this incredible puzzle, maybe because I watched too much anime
-I was born in 2009 and so I won't be in this site for another 8 years (means I have a lot of free time until then in hell)
-My hands were cold and I felt nervous, instead of using letter "l" I used a dot
-Apparently, my (what I was told) perfect name ILoveWaifusTheyAreGreatest.oveKawaiiMagnificient:3333 didn't quite work out (but in anime, I see longer names than my username, what the fuck?)

Because of that, I was brought back to earth until I'd be 13.
There I was happy because I didn't have to watch anime until 13.

Day 3844:

My precious days were over, I was brought back to hell. The first thing they wanted me to do is sign up, to the myhelllist. However, through the days in earth I learned, and now I was quite intelligent, I spent shittons of time speaking with the BFF's and having a great time. I aswell went to school and stuff and I also I was a free and used my life on non-anime and non-osu! things. I learned to be a real human bean.

The once again, asked me to sign-updown. But I used special ALT-code to write mathematical root at the end of my name. Their 18 TB worth of anime PC's didn't register it and so, again, I was unable to register. This time, they were waiting for me to sign up for 5 another days. Boy, I was starvin'! But I always kept the mathematical root at the end of the username. And so I was unable to register ever.
Even the devil said:
-This fucking faggot is blessed, I think we're forced to let him go


And so I was back into earth where I lived happily every second and even up to now.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.
« Last Edit: 16.12.2014 19:49:40 by Noomie »

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Re: (QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« Reply #1 on: 16.12.2014 17:43:58 »
I might take this down, because people will find this offensive and breath heavily because of the truth I've spoken (it's my life story, jeez).
« Last Edit: 16.12.2014 17:49:37 by akiz »

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Re: (QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« Reply #2 on: 16.12.2014 17:59:11 »
420/blaze it

I would read it again.

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Re: (QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« Reply #3 on: 16.12.2014 18:17:56 »
Gotta show this to my mom.
« Last Edit: 16.12.2014 18:27:15 by Nieksas »
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Re: (QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« Reply #4 on: 16.12.2014 18:23:12 »
Update: Nieksas's mom gave me 10 EUR. With this money, I can invest myself to be a professional novel writer

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Re: (QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« Reply #5 on: 16.12.2014 18:40:24 »
8/8 would riid again m8 dont h8 on me cause im l8 but ill w8 for the next thing i guess

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Re: (QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« Reply #6 on: 16.12.2014 18:48:39 »
I find this to be the most offensive thing ever posted on this forum. Delete it!

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Re: (QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« Reply #7 on: 16.12.2014 19:05:28 »
someone told satan about this post and now I'm hell again watching anime
damn it
EDIT: really fucking disturbing, worse than gore, click at your own risk
http://I made a picture of my apartments in hell. I wish noone to suffer like me
« Last Edit: 16.12.2014 19:08:57 by akiz »

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Re: (QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« Reply #8 on: 16.12.2014 21:30:59 »
What have they done with hell!!! It's so different now! ITS AWESOME!!
Sign me up.

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« Reply #9 on: 16.12.2014 21:36:29 »
What have they done with hell!!! It's so different now! ITS AWESOME!!
Sign me up.
you should burn in hell

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« Reply #10 on: 16.12.2014 21:54:50 »
What have they done with hell!!! It's so different now! ITS AWESOME!!
Sign me up.
you should burn in hell
Already done it and would do it again. Can get away from this cold.

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Re: (QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« Reply #11 on: 17.12.2014 05:53:44 »
Hopefully it's not a copy-pasterino

Otherwise, nice story

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Re: (QUALITY TOPIC) Diary of a man, who was in hell
« Reply #12 on: 17.12.2014 18:51:59 »
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