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Silly and useless topics! / Re: fuck the police!« on: 10.07.2016 00:39:55 »
Of course the Swede sides with the black people.
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Unban Appeals / Re: Unban Appeal for Blinked« on: 05.07.2016 01:18:42 »
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Silly and useless topics! / Re: Minecraft Jokes« on: 10.06.2016 16:25:06 »
Roblox is only good for picking up 11-year-olds.
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Silly and useless topics! / Re: Minecraft Jokes« on: 01.06.2016 14:24:06 »
Sorry for double posting, but I just found this awesome screenshot and I would just like to share it with you guys.
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Silly and useless topics! / Re: Minecraft Jokes« on: 29.05.2016 22:12:34 »
Which Minecraft character am I?
"I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion." It is in fact Patrick Bateman from the novel/film American Psycho 81
Silly and useless topics! / Re: Minecraft Jokes« on: 29.05.2016 17:56:31 »
What do you call a person who does not want to pay a penny?
A donator of countless hours of thankless work. MORE MINECRAFT JOKES: Which Metal Gear Solid character do creepers like to avoid?? Revolver Ocelot!! What do you call a squid's version of the political ideology of the totalitarian government of Oceania in George Orwell's dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four? Inksac. Which direction does Steve go in when he needs some ink sacs? Squidward. 82
Silly and useless topics! / Re: Minecraft Jokes« on: 29.05.2016 17:40:17 »my sis sent nudes to who?First stage of grief of denial. Related Minecraft joke: What do you call the first stage of griefing? DANIEL. (thats me cuz i greif your server. not rly tho) 83
Silly and useless topics! / Minecraft Jokes« on: 29.05.2016 15:51:47 »hey guys after seeing this book https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=r0qJCwAAQBAJ&pg=PT38&hl=de&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2#v=onepage&q&f=false full of minecraft jokes, i decided that i want to make a thread with more jokes about this awesome game Minecraft. (by notch) MY OWN MINECRAFT JOKES What do you call a Creeper that creeps up on a player? Sneaky sneaky boop blip bazinga!! What did the Zombie say to the other Zombie? Brrrrrrr. What do you call the player who played Minecraft a lot? Daniel What is the difference between Minecraft and Terraria? Minecraft has a better is game How many times can u jump into a pool of lava? Once cuz then you die although technically in real life it would already be dangerous to go near one due to convection Did you hear that creeper?? Ye me neither! xD What's a Minecraft player's favorite anime OP? Un-GRAVEL What is a minecraft modders fetish? Bukkit-ake What sucks as hard as a sucker sucks on a suckday? Terraria Why do Endermen not give birth to babies? They do not have Endervaginas. What do you call a Minecraft villager who has to go to court to tell everyone what he witnessed? nevermind this joke isn't going anywhere What do you call a girl who sent naked pics to the wrong guy? Stavik's sister, whatever her fucking name was How do you know the girl you met in multiplayer is actually a girl? If it looks like she has a trail of redstone behind her xD What do you call the ending of a movie that really drags on? Enderdragon What can't you say at the dinner table? Damn it all to The Nether! 85
General / Re: A sad day in the history of catgc« on: 24.05.2016 17:13:07 »
I had a booster shot against meningitis like two weeks ago. You guys should check if you need one too.
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General / Re: EUROVISION TIME« on: 15.05.2016 15:05:06 »87
General / Re: Congratulations to winners of Eurovision« on: 15.05.2016 01:47:36 »
germany got btfo
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General / Re: Post your poetry shit here« on: 01.04.2016 00:45:20 »Don't talk about balls, let's talk about skirts, wow how appropriate you write poetry like a cow 90
General / Re: Post your poetry shit here« on: 31.03.2016 15:32:33 »
You kicked me in the balls
how could you to this to me all I wanted to do is to impregnate noomie |