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Offline Lincoln

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Re: Ask an ISP Network Administrator anything
« Reply #30 on: 14.11.2014 02:05:15 »
I don't know, man... there might be many reasons. Check the reply I gave to Dragzorath.

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Re: Ask an ISP Network Administrator anything
« Reply #31 on: 14.11.2014 10:36:25 »
How does one get a GF?

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Re: Ask an ISP Network Administrator anything
« Reply #32 on: 14.11.2014 12:08:46 »
You walk up to your "target" and utter the phrase: Hi, your shoelace is untied.
And then apply "KNEE TO THE FACE!"
That is how you pick up a girl, works every time.
To me, laws of physics is merely a suggestion

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Re: Ask an ISP Network Administrator anything
« Reply #33 on: 14.11.2014 14:49:48 »
No. You have to ask the girl for her IP first!



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Re: Ask an ISP Network Administrator anything
« Reply #34 on: 15.11.2014 11:54:27 »
How does one get a GF?

1. You go to work
2. Earn tons of cash
3. Make sure girls notice that
4. Bam! You're a -gender magnet

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Re: Ask an ISP Network Administrator anything
« Reply #35 on: 15.11.2014 23:27:21 »
That's specifically for hookers doe.
What about "normal" girls/women?

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Re: Ask an ISP Network Administrator anything
« Reply #36 on: 16.11.2014 17:24:18 »
I don't know. I guess you will have to be father material.
Again, you will have to show that you're willing to spend cash...

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Re: Ask an ISP Network Administrator anything
« Reply #37 on: 16.11.2014 17:54:54 »
How can an area get "network noise" all of a sudden? Why does it affect the net?

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Re: Ask an ISP Network Administrator anything
« Reply #38 on: 16.11.2014 18:15:33 »
Why can't I access my router at seemingly random periods, mostly in mornings (1000-1200) and evenings (1600-1800, 2200-2400), with the following error?
"and then he sad"
"grow out hands from asshole and do it"
"but your dumb"
"i cannot use brains"
"Your are stupid not people."
"fuck me in the ass gabn pls"
- Imre "Bluestar" Mamedov

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"sinul laadis ära, minul kaa ?"
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