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You draw very well

I think I am going to kill myself

I don't know, man... there might be many reasons. Check the reply I gave to Dragzorath.

No, I don't... wish I did though!
I did play a saxophone back when I was like 10. The gayest of instrument of ALL!

Yeah, it's possible. That's what they did in North Korea (local "internet").
But good luck with signing all the contracts with other ISP's around the world to make it happen.

It would cost endless amounts of money.

Why is my ping so high?

Routing in the transmission.
Let's say the destination server is located in Austria. Now it starts taking the route to that that server's router via different backbones and service routers scattered at different geographical locations. It depends who is your ISP and who are it's partners.

For me the connection starts from noe-bb1 (noe backbone1 - which is located at where I work actually). The signal transmits over to some gateway (whoever amsix2.routers.ovh.net is) and from there to Frankfurt's service routers. Total ping equals how long it takes to get to that destination via different SR's and BB's. If you have a different ISP then also the route may differ (hence ISP's partners).

The word "Web" originates from all this, since it's all like... well... a spider web!
If one of the backbone links falls down, it's not going be all over and you won't be able to connect to the server. Which it means is - it will try looking for another route, which might be a bit longer and therefore you will also be getting a higher ping.

That's a new one. I don't think I have ever heard municipality denying this.

Maybe they simply don't like technicians working in the area for no reason, since there's maybe very little demand for fiber at where you live? I think you would have a better answer to this.