hey guys
after seeing this book
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=r0qJCwAAQBAJ&pg=PT38&hl=de&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2#v=onepage&q&f=falsefull of minecraft jokes, i decided that i want to make a thread with more jokes about this awesome game Minecraft. (by notch)
MY OWN MINECRAFT JOKESWhat do you call a Creeper that creeps up on a player?
Sneaky sneaky boop blip bazinga!!
What did the Zombie say to the other Zombie?
Brrrrrrr.
What do you call the player who played Minecraft a lot?
Daniel
What is the difference between Minecraft and Terraria?
Minecraft has a better is game
How many times can u jump into a pool of lava?
Once cuz then you die although technically in real life it would already be dangerous to go near one due to convection
Did you hear that creeper??
Ye me neither! xD
What's a Minecraft player's favorite anime OP?
Un-GRAVEL
What is a minecraft modders fetish?
Bukkit-ake
What sucks as hard as a sucker sucks on a suckday?
Terraria
Why do Endermen not give birth to babies?
They do not have Endervaginas.
What do you call a Minecraft villager who has to go to court to tell everyone what he witnessed?
nevermind this joke isn't going anywhere
What do you call a girl who sent naked pics to the wrong guy?
Stavik's sister, whatever her fucking name was
How do you know the girl you met in multiplayer is actually a girl?
If it looks like she has a trail of redstone behind her xD
What do you call the ending of a movie that really drags on?
Enderdragon
What can't you say at the dinner table?
Damn it all to The Nether!
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