All hail Panda, for he is our one true Lord and saviour. In the darkest times of life, when you feel abandoned by everyone, Panda will come and eat you, for he need no sad fuckers in his world.
If you ever wish for something, and Panda decides that you're worthy enough to see him, then he will come and grant you that one wish you so desire, but in return you will give your soul to him, both in this life and the next life.
Now let's play the official Panda song, made by their addoring fan. You're all welcome to sing along(actually it's mandatory, if you don't Panda will come and eat you).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5iJPoIynm0So I take it everyone that's reading this has now watched and sung the song, ah what am I saying, of course you have.
Now go on, spread the history about the Panda, our one true Lord and saviour, if you don't you'll die.
