Simple steps how to get friends my ehm.. well we're not friends.
First off: don't go bitching on a forum.
Secondly: if you have autism, consider help.
This is just a cry for attention which is meaningless, if you actually wanted to talk with someone and you're lonely, you talk with someone, you don't go on a forum to waste people's time since half of the people here truth be told, I believe doesn't give a shit.
(And if you don't get that this is an edgy joke, you do need to consider step 2.)