My experience with Jacuzzi

[Naomie Smalls]

especially Noomie.

especially Noomie.

especially Noomie.

 

Butt i laff u

[DiivZe]

Bluestar is hot. Best grill.

10/10

[Bastard]

I want

to

pleasure

my butt

with

massive wankwhore

arms

Look, nobody cares about your sex life, okay?

[Stavik]

especially Noomie.

especially Noomie.

especially Noomie.

 

Butt i laff u

lel 

[Dessi]

I like it when it snows.

[Bastard]

I like  t      it s    .

Look, nobody cares about your fetishes, okay?

[Dessi]

Look, nobody cares about your fetishes, okay?

Waow, you can edit quotes?

[Bastard]

I saw Jacuzzi at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Wow, I'm so sorry he was such a dick to you. You shouldn't have to deal with these people.

[DiivZe]

I like it when it snows.

Its snowing now .. Kill me

[The Guy on The Roof]

I like it when it snows.

Its snowing now .. Kill me

Snow is the best thing in the world!! It is too hot where I live....

[Dessi]

Its snowing now .. Kill me

Snow is the best thing in the world!! It is too hot where I live....

Cold>Warm
Easier to get warm than it is to get cold, wish it was a constant of 5 degrees or lower, wouldn't be good for crops though.

[DiivZe]

Its snowing now .. Kill me

Snow is the best thing in the world!! It is too hot where I live....

Cold>Warm
Easier to get warm than it is to get cold, wish it was a constant of 5 degrees or lower, wouldn't be good for crops though.

10 degrees and rain is the dream tho.

[Islu]

Is it too late for dank memes?

[Bastard]

>implying it's ever too late for dank memes

[Dessi]

Dank shit