Minecraft Jokes

[Bastard]

hey guys

after seeing this book

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=r0qJCwAAQBAJ&pg=PT38&hl=de&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2#v=onepage&q&f=false

full of minecraft jokes, i decided that i want to make a thread with more jokes about this awesome game Minecraft. (by notch)



MY OWN MINECRAFT JOKES

What do you call a Creeper that creeps up on a player?
Sneaky sneaky boop blip bazinga!!

What did the Zombie say to the other Zombie?
Brrrrrrr.

What do you call the player who played Minecraft a lot?
Daniel

What is the difference between Minecraft and Terraria?
Minecraft has a better is game

How many times can u jump into a pool of lava?
Once cuz then you die although technically in real life it would already be dangerous to go near one due to convection

Did you hear that creeper??
Ye me neither! xD

What's a Minecraft player's favorite anime OP?
Un-GRAVEL

What is a minecraft modders fetish?
Bukkit-ake

What sucks as hard as a sucker sucks on a suckday?
Terraria

Why do Endermen not give birth to babies?
They do not have Endervaginas.

What do you call a Minecraft villager who has to go to court to tell everyone what he witnessed?
nevermind this joke isn't going anywhere

What do you call a girl who sent naked pics to the wrong guy?
Stavik's sister, whatever her fucking name was

How do you know the girl you met in multiplayer is actually a girl?
If it looks like she has a trail of redstone behind her xD

What do you call the ending of a movie that really drags on?
Enderdragon

What can't you say at the dinner table?
Damn it all to The Nether!

[Jack Smoses]

There is a book for this?

[Stavik]

my sis sent nudes to who?

[Bastard]

my sis sent nudes to who?

First stage of grief of denial.


Related Minecraft joke: What do you call the first stage of griefing?
DANIEL. (thats me cuz i greif your server.   not rly tho)

[Naomie Smalls]

What is the difference between Minecraft and Terraria?
Minecraft has a better is game

my favorite.


What is the minecraft version of Adolf Hitler's inspirational book?
Mine Kraft

[Bastard]

What do you call a person who does not want to pay a penny?
A donator of countless hours of thankless work.


MORE MINECRAFT JOKES:

Which Metal Gear Solid character do creepers like to avoid??
Revolver Ocelot!!

What do you call a squid's version of the political ideology of the totalitarian government of Oceania in George Orwell's dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four?
Inksac.

Which direction does Steve go in when he needs some ink sacs?
Squidward.

[SCP-687]

What do you call a person who does not want to pay a penny?
A donator of countless hours of thankless work.

And me forgotten... XD

[Jack Smoses]

Why did Smoses cross the road?
To get more mods for a boring game.

[Bastard]

Which Minecraft character am I?

"I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."

It is in fact Patrick Bateman from the novel/film American Psycho

[Bastard]

Sorry for double posting, but I just found this awesome screenshot and I would just like to share it with you guys.

[Dragzorath]

rate my roblox base

[Bastard]

Roblox is only good for picking up 11-year-olds.

[Dessi]

Roblox is only good for picking up 11-year-olds.

Is that how you met Chris Hansen?

[Bastard]

What do you call it when you reduce the Minecraft creator's ego?
You bring him down a Notch.

[Bastard]

What do you do with a revolver made out of Minecraft materials?

You block-cock it. xD