Okay, so here's the problem. I am just sittin' here, minding my own business, when suddenly...
Wait, let me just recap what happened today.
I got up at like 1 p.m. since I have nothing to do and I have a liberal mind that goes to sleep and wakes up whenever it damn pleases. It is strong and independent. Do you even spell independent like that? Anyway, I woke up, ate some stuff and then played Hotline Miami and got the last few achievements I was missing. The last achievement I got was called Sewer Alligator and I swear I had already gotten that one two days ago but whatever. Must have been a glitch. Steam does that sometimes.
So then I studied for some law exam I have in March and then it happened.
I took a shower, and after taking said shower, stepped out of it and put on a bathrobe.
Then I played TF2 for a few hours, when ALL OF A SUDDEN
I start writing this post and try to think of a funny way to end it while writing it, but I can't really come up with anything so I'll just say dickbag fuckerschnitzel
